Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Can't Even Function

Oh my lord. Sweet Jesus, have mercy.




The Talented One said hi to me on our usual route.

Oh my god. Do you understand how much I cannot process that.

He's a somebody. A very pleasant, ambitious, talented somebody, and I'm just an overweight blogger with absolutely no non-career goals or ability of any kind.


I feel so cool. And not hideous because if he said something to me, that would mean I don't offend him with my face and love handles and ah.

Ah.
Ah.
And I missed 10 out of 300 on the Calculus test today which is just a ahh.

And I got a new dress today and I don't look too chubby in it and I'm kind of excited to wear it tomorrow.


And I see The Talented One tomorrow. Which means nothing. But maybe he'll say hi even harder tomorrow if I don't look homeless. Ah.



GOOD DAY.




And UC Davis letters come out Friday, so I might be a little extremely bummed if I don't get accepted...

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