The Talented One

Alright, guys. There's like guys. And as a perpetually friend-zoned hunk of lard, I have a right to have multiple crushes because they don't want me and I am not really trying anyways. I'm just going to describe them and their pros and cons because I really enjoy thinking about them.

#1. Okay.

--The Talented One--

This kid. This kid. He sings (in Jazz Choir), he acts (a staple in our school performances), he dances (taps, specifically, because he did it in a play once and wow), he's an active member and officer of a prestigious club at our school (I get emails from him because he's secretary with his name and like yes), he takes multiple AP classes (that I was damned never to have with him ever because I'm unworthy), and dear lord dear god he's a hunk (in no sense of the word, I just needed a noun that would be comparative to how I think of him). Man. And he's so kind. Like I walk down the hall when I'm going to Physics and he's going to English and he always smiles at me and that's just a superb smile in the first place, but he actually smiles at me and I love when people smile at me like yes please. Oh. And in the play that we just had (in which he was one of the protagonists) he did this thing where he pushed his hair back, quite significantly, while flashing a smile and I don't think he understands what he did to every girls' ovaries in that theater because people were moaning in the audience.

Ah. And he's so wonderful in every aspect it's fabulous. But. But, and this shall not hinder my attraction to him in any way, I learned that his chest hair grows sparsely on the nape of his neck just about two weeks ago. I mean, it really doesn't matter, I was just taken aback because all of this perfection and then bam, sparse neck hair.

But honestly, he's going to have a brilliant life because he's ambitious, has great character, and is honest to god an amazing performer/person. I hope he ends up with someone just as absolutely lovely as he.

Yeah. I'll leave you with this spectacular guy's description for today.